Argylle: A Rollercoaster of Absurdity

We’re diving headfirst into the wild world of “Argylle,” the latest brainchild of Matthew Vaughn. But before we get into the nitty-gritty, let’s address that misleading poster.

You show someone the poster of “Argylle” without a hint of what it’s about and ask them to guess the star. Go ahead, take a wild guess. Bryce Dallas Howard? Sam Rockwell? Nope, it’s Henry Cavill! Well, sort of. Trust us, it’s as confusing as it sounds.

Now, onto the plot. “Argylle” follows the escapades of Bryce Dallas Howard’s character, an author whose spy novels blur the lines between fiction and reality. When she finds herself embroiled in a real-life spy saga, she teams up with Sam Rockwell’s character to navigate the perilous world of espionage. Oh, and Henry Cavill makes a cameo appearance, but blink and you’ll miss it.

Matthew Vaughn’s films are like a box of chocolates—you never know what you’re gonna get. And “Argylle” is no exception. It’s a mishmash of hits and misses, with moments of brilliance interspersed with head-scratching absurdity.

Let’s start with the good: Sam Rockwell and Bryce Dallas Howard deliver solid performances, injecting much-needed humor into the mix. Rockwell, in particular, shines with his impeccable comedic timing. But amidst the laughter, there are moments of eye-rolling absurdity that leave you questioning the film’s direction.

If you’re looking for a coherent narrative structure, “Argylle” might leave you scratching your head. It feels like three movies rolled into one, with abrupt shifts in tone and pacing that keep you on your toes. One minute, it’s a spy thriller; the next, it’s a buddy comedy. It’s a rollercoaster ride that never quite settles into a rhythm.

And let’s not forget about the CGI. Oh boy, where do we begin? From noticeable green screens to downright bad effects, “Argylle” is a textbook example of the CGI epidemic plaguing Hollywood. It’s a shame that talented artists are forced to work under such conditions, resulting in subpar visual effects that detract from the overall experience.

In the end, “Argylle” is a mixed bag of thrills and spills. While it has its moments of entertainment, it’s weighed down by sloppy execution and a lack of cohesion. If you’re in the mood for a mindless action romp, “Argyle” might just scratch that itch. But don’t expect a cinematic masterpiece—this one’s more style than substance.